THE ONE AND OLNY PICOJ00 FOLLOWED ME OH SHIT

I'm freaking out like if some celeb just followed me

Picoj00 is kelw

ITS MY BIRTHDAY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

IM HAPPY

YIPPEEEEEEEE

bf : Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

darnell: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

Ilovecats324: I prevented a murder today. 

Tyhond: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that?

Ilovecats324: Self-control.

gf : Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.

Chillzozen: You were too lazy to read the book?!

gf : I was too lazy to watch the movie.

Chillzozen: Aren’t you going to say “have a nice day?”

bf : I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.

(* damn bf dgaf*)

Chillzozen: How are you today?

Tyhond: Please don’t make me think about my life.

Ilovecats324: Stressed.

pico : Depressed.

nene : Possessed.

gf : Obsessed.

bf : Impressed.

Chillzozen: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Chillzozen: I just wanted to join in.... :(

Chillzozen: My head hurts.

NoskynkGyesk: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Ilovecats324: I'm not that stupid!

nene : Ilovecats324, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.

Ilovecats324: PICO TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!

nene : What did you guys get in your yearbook?

darnell: 'Prettiest Smile'

bf : 'Nicest Personality'

Ilovecats324: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Tyhond: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one. 

pico : Hey, you want a tarot reading?

crawdad: Those are Pokemon cards.

pico : You got a magikarp.

crawdad: ...

pico : It means 'fuck you'.

darnell: Let's bury the hatchet, Chillzozen.

Chillzozen: I won't be burying any hatchet unless I get a clear shot at your groin!

gf : Time for plan G.

tom fulp : Don’t you mean plan B?

gf : No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Tyhond: What about plan D?

gf : Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

NoskynkGyesk: What about plan E?

gf : I’m hoping not to use it. Chillzozen dies in plan E.

Chillzozen: I like plan E.

crawdad, in Ilovecats324’s window: I thought I’d find you here!

bf , climbing past crawdad: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-

pico : I hope they've calmed down...

NoskynkGyesk: Shut the fuck up you annoying ass pig.

(DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN*)

bf : I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school.

Chillzozen: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”…

nene : You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”!

Tyhond: Made you all playlists!

Tyhond: darnell, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Tyhond: pico , yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Tyhond: And Ilovecats324 has the ABBA Gold album.

Chillzozen: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys.

Ilovecats324: Blocked.

Chillzozen: Sometimes, they’re good girls!

Ilovecats324: UNBLOCKED!

nene : You're just jealous. All my friends tell me I remind them of Chillzozen.

The Squad: *screaming*

crawdad: They look like Chillzozen? Are you out of your fucking MIND?

pico : Chillzozen, sweetie, I am SO sorry. I am SO SORRY that an ugly-ass bitch like this would even say that. Oh my god.

crawdad: Chillzozen? Chillzozen? Chillzozen? You know who you fucking look like? You fucking look like SHIT!  ! 

(* THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE CUZ I SHIP PICO AND CHILLZO TOGETHER LMAFO *)

darnell: *tapping fingers on table*

Chillzozen: *taps fingers back furiously*

gf : …What’s going on?

bf : Morse code. They’re talking.

darnell: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -

Chillzozen: *slams hands on table,crying their eyes out* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Tyhond: Chillzozen, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!

Chillzozen: Rebuke? Is that a word?

Tyhond: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!

Chillzozen: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?

NoskynkGyesk: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Chillzozen will and will not eat.

crawdad: Grass? Yes!

NoskynkGyesk: Moss? Yes!!

crawdad: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

NoskynkGyesk: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

crawdad: Worms? Sometimes!

NoskynkGyesk: Rocks? Usually nah.

crawdad: Twigs? Usually!

NoskynkGyesk: bf 's cooking? Inconclusive!

ItsRohan: How did you… test this?

NoskynkGyesk: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

ItsRohan: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

bf : IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

tom fulp : English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art!

Chillzozen: What is this "paper art" you speak of?

tom fulp : That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper!

Chillzozen: ... tom fulp .

tom fulp : I’ve organized your messages into three categories.

tom fulp : “From pico ”

tom fulp : “Death Threats”

tom fulp : and “Death Threats From pico ”

(* i see that here now lol*)

guzma : My expectations were low but holy fuck.

(* guzma after losing to the player and the shit that went down in pokemon sun and moon *)

Chillzozen: I find it very unseemly of bf to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?

pico : Die. Let's find out.

Chillzozen: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.

guzma : Hey, bf , where are you going?

bf : Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.

bf : But right now I’m going to McDonald’s.

pico : darnell, you can do anything!

darnell: Anything?

pico : Anything!

darnell, holding a torch: ANYTHING?!?!

pico : Wait, not that!

Chillzozen: darnell, can I ask you a question?

darnell: Sure, anything.

Chillzozen: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us the fuck alone?

tom fulp : If you were an ice cream flavour, what flavour would you be?guzma : Vanilla.

crawdad: Vanilla?! You basic bitch!

crawdad: If I was an ice cream flavour, I’d be pistachio!

guzma : Because nobody likes you?

bf : Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

Chillzozen:

bf :

Chillzozen: ...Please, go back to bed.

pico : You know me, gf , I don’t take any shit.

You know what I say to my haters?

gf : What?

pico : I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”

nene : Wow, they really hate us.

pico : Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

nene : But we’re not gay, pico .

pico :

nene :

pico : We’re not?

(*AIGHT THATS IT MATES TAKE THIS CASOUS AND THE FACT THAT MY COMFI CHARATERS LIVE TOGETHER LMAFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*) 

darnell: My back hurts.

Chillzozen, walking into the room: Take the spine out.

Ilovecats324: Kill him.

darnell:

 This is the kind of quality advice I look for.

Ilovecats324: Are you busy?bf : Yes.Ilovecats324: Cool, listen to this.

(your muisc track lol*)

nene : gf , can I speak to you for a minute? In private.gf : Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

pico : You know what?pico : When I join this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit.*gf , bf and nene continue screaming about mold water*pico : Not the other way around.NoskynkGyesk: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.

Ilovecats324: Chillzozen, when’s your birthday?Chillzozen: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?Ilovecats324: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

the last one makes sense lmafo

some incorrect quotes but with my newground followers (* fans *)

NoskynkGyesk, texting Tyhond: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Tyhond′s phone, auto-replying:

 I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

*Later

Tyhond, texting back:

 Fuck you.

Chillzozen: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?Ilovecats324: What the hell!?Chillzozen: Oh, sorry, my bad.Chillzozen, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?Ilovecats324, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

nene : She was poetry, but he couldn't read.Chillzozen: His name was Jared he's 19.darnell: When his parents built a very strange machine.pico , singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.wamyremy, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!bf : Horrible job everyone.

pico : The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…bf : What’s updog?pico : darnell! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

bf : Amazing! darnell, your just like Sherlock Homeless!darnell: IT'S HOLMES!

pico : Blue M&Ms are the best.nene : whAT IS THIS SLANDER?pico : What about it? They are.nene : I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!nene : THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!pico : YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!gf : They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.Chillzozen: I like the yellow ones.pico and nene : SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

darnell: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

Ilovecats324: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions

SOON ITS GOING TO BE MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

im doing prizes

who ever can draw my oc (w/ birthday hat or sm birthday related *)

ill draw your oc!!!!

who ever does it the best.. ill give em a oc of mine lol!

mk yall newgrounds

and tag it #happybdaychillzo

ok

(* give me the pic of your oc in my inbox, or more .*)

OK EHHEHEHEHE

YEAH BABYYYY I GOT DISCORD

ALSoooo..

i started world war sm sm i guess,

some guy has been hitting on me lol

now my bfs mad

heheheh

its all.. going to work.. soon soon.

also my discord user is chillzo_goofyahh

SEND ME FUNNNY PIC SO I CAN LAUGH W/ MY FRIENDS LOLOLOLOL

stuff that chillzo and pico have said in charater ai that would

be good in a animation

"are you talking about yourself , you god damn weirdo?" 

(* pico looks away*)

"well..um maybe.." i guess.. i..just umm.. " {

he walks away before chillzo kicks him in the "coin purse". ouch. }

will finsh the story if yall want me too

i had a good year

i also have a plan for pico to get into blush blush and chillzo to get into crush crush and shit like that :']

hope yall got the good shit lol

luv yall <3

ps: i got a luver now heheheheh

hope yall like me more

ok so im telling you what happend while i was gone

• one i was forced to be with my pedo brother lol ( i was suff
• two i got to see a celbtry in vr i guess
• 3 i met the love of my life <3 <3 [i think his friend hates me }
• thats all fokes and hugs for u all