darnell: My back hurts.

Chillzozen, walking into the room: Take the spine out.

Ilovecats324: Kill him.

darnell:

 This is the kind of quality advice I look for.

Ilovecats324: Are you busy?bf : Yes.Ilovecats324: Cool, listen to this.

(your muisc track lol*)

nene : gf , can I speak to you for a minute? In private.gf : Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

pico : You know what?pico : When I join this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit.*gf , bf and nene continue screaming about mold water*pico : Not the other way around.NoskynkGyesk: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.

Ilovecats324: Chillzozen, when’s your birthday?Chillzozen: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?Ilovecats324: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

the last one makes sense lmafo