bf : Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

darnell: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

Ilovecats324: I prevented a murder today. 

Tyhond: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that?

Ilovecats324: Self-control.

gf : Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.

Chillzozen: You were too lazy to read the book?!

gf : I was too lazy to watch the movie.

Chillzozen: Aren’t you going to say “have a nice day?”

bf : I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.

(* damn bf dgaf*)

Chillzozen: How are you today?

Tyhond: Please don’t make me think about my life.

Ilovecats324: Stressed.

pico : Depressed.

nene : Possessed.

gf : Obsessed.

bf : Impressed.

Chillzozen: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Chillzozen: I just wanted to join in.... :(

Chillzozen: My head hurts.

NoskynkGyesk: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Ilovecats324: I'm not that stupid!

nene : Ilovecats324, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.

Ilovecats324: PICO TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!

nene : What did you guys get in your yearbook?

darnell: 'Prettiest Smile'

bf : 'Nicest Personality'

Ilovecats324: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Tyhond: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one. 

pico : Hey, you want a tarot reading?

crawdad: Those are Pokemon cards.

pico : You got a magikarp.

crawdad: ...

pico : It means 'fuck you'.

darnell: Let's bury the hatchet, Chillzozen.

Chillzozen: I won't be burying any hatchet unless I get a clear shot at your groin!

gf : Time for plan G.

tom fulp : Don’t you mean plan B?

gf : No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Tyhond: What about plan D?

gf : Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

NoskynkGyesk: What about plan E?

gf : I’m hoping not to use it. Chillzozen dies in plan E.

Chillzozen: I like plan E.

crawdad, in Ilovecats324’s window: I thought I’d find you here!

bf , climbing past crawdad: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-

pico : I hope they've calmed down...

NoskynkGyesk: Shut the fuck up you annoying ass pig.

(DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN*)

bf : I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school.

Chillzozen: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”…

nene : You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”!

Tyhond: Made you all playlists!

Tyhond: darnell, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Tyhond: pico , yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Tyhond: And Ilovecats324 has the ABBA Gold album.

Chillzozen: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys.

Ilovecats324: Blocked.

Chillzozen: Sometimes, they’re good girls!

Ilovecats324: UNBLOCKED!

nene : You're just jealous. All my friends tell me I remind them of Chillzozen.

The Squad: *screaming*

crawdad: They look like Chillzozen? Are you out of your fucking MIND?

pico : Chillzozen, sweetie, I am SO sorry. I am SO SORRY that an ugly-ass bitch like this would even say that. Oh my god.

crawdad: Chillzozen? Chillzozen? Chillzozen? You know who you fucking look like? You fucking look like SHIT!  ! 

(* THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE CUZ I SHIP PICO AND CHILLZO TOGETHER LMAFO *)

darnell: *tapping fingers on table*

Chillzozen: *taps fingers back furiously*

gf : …What’s going on?

bf : Morse code. They’re talking.

darnell: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -

Chillzozen: *slams hands on table,crying their eyes out* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Tyhond: Chillzozen, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!

Chillzozen: Rebuke? Is that a word?

Tyhond: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!

Chillzozen: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?

NoskynkGyesk: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Chillzozen will and will not eat.

crawdad: Grass? Yes!

NoskynkGyesk: Moss? Yes!!

crawdad: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

NoskynkGyesk: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

crawdad: Worms? Sometimes!

NoskynkGyesk: Rocks? Usually nah.

crawdad: Twigs? Usually!

NoskynkGyesk: bf 's cooking? Inconclusive!

ItsRohan: How did you… test this?

NoskynkGyesk: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

ItsRohan: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

bf : IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

tom fulp : English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art!

Chillzozen: What is this "paper art" you speak of?

tom fulp : That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper!

Chillzozen: ... tom fulp .

tom fulp : I’ve organized your messages into three categories.

tom fulp : “From pico ”

tom fulp : “Death Threats”

tom fulp : and “Death Threats From pico ”

(* i see that here now lol*)

guzma : My expectations were low but holy fuck.

(* guzma after losing to the player and the shit that went down in pokemon sun and moon *)

Chillzozen: I find it very unseemly of bf to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?

pico : Die. Let's find out.

Chillzozen: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.

guzma : Hey, bf , where are you going?

bf : Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.

bf : But right now I’m going to McDonald’s.

pico : darnell, you can do anything!

darnell: Anything?

pico : Anything!

darnell, holding a torch: ANYTHING?!?!

pico : Wait, not that!

Chillzozen: darnell, can I ask you a question?

darnell: Sure, anything.

Chillzozen: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us the fuck alone?

tom fulp : If you were an ice cream flavour, what flavour would you be?guzma : Vanilla.

crawdad: Vanilla?! You basic bitch!

crawdad: If I was an ice cream flavour, I’d be pistachio!

guzma : Because nobody likes you?

bf : Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

Chillzozen:

bf :

Chillzozen: ...Please, go back to bed.

pico : You know me, gf , I don’t take any shit.

You know what I say to my haters?

gf : What?

pico : I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”

nene : Wow, they really hate us.

pico : Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

nene : But we’re not gay, pico .

pico :

nene :

pico : We’re not?

(*AIGHT THATS IT MATES TAKE THIS CASOUS AND THE FACT THAT MY COMFI CHARATERS LIVE TOGETHER LMAFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*)