bf : Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
darnell: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
Ilovecats324: I prevented a murder today.
Tyhond: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that?
Ilovecats324: Self-control.
gf : Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
Chillzozen: You were too lazy to read the book?!
gf : I was too lazy to watch the movie.
Chillzozen: Aren’t you going to say “have a nice day?”
bf : I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.
(* damn bf dgaf*)
Chillzozen: How are you today?
Tyhond: Please don’t make me think about my life.
Ilovecats324: Stressed.
pico : Depressed.
nene : Possessed.
gf : Obsessed.
bf : Impressed.
Chillzozen: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Chillzozen: I just wanted to join in.... :(
Chillzozen: My head hurts.
NoskynkGyesk: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
Ilovecats324: I'm not that stupid!
nene : Ilovecats324, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.
Ilovecats324: PICO TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!
nene : What did you guys get in your yearbook?
darnell: 'Prettiest Smile'
bf : 'Nicest Personality'
Ilovecats324: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Tyhond: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.
pico : Hey, you want a tarot reading?
crawdad: Those are Pokemon cards.
pico : You got a magikarp.
crawdad: ...
pico : It means 'fuck you'.
darnell: Let's bury the hatchet, Chillzozen.
Chillzozen: I won't be burying any hatchet unless I get a clear shot at your groin!
gf : Time for plan G.
tom fulp : Don’t you mean plan B?
gf : No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Tyhond: What about plan D?
gf : Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
NoskynkGyesk: What about plan E?
gf : I’m hoping not to use it. Chillzozen dies in plan E.
Chillzozen: I like plan E.
crawdad, in Ilovecats324’s window: I thought I’d find you here!
bf , climbing past crawdad: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-
pico : I hope they've calmed down...
NoskynkGyesk: Shut the fuck up you annoying ass pig.
(DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN*)
bf : I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school.
Chillzozen: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”…
nene : You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”!
Tyhond: Made you all playlists!
Tyhond: darnell, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Tyhond: pico , yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Tyhond: And Ilovecats324 has the ABBA Gold album.
Chillzozen: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys.
Ilovecats324: Blocked.
Chillzozen: Sometimes, they’re good girls!
Ilovecats324: UNBLOCKED!
nene : You're just jealous. All my friends tell me I remind them of Chillzozen.
The Squad: *screaming*
crawdad: They look like Chillzozen? Are you out of your fucking MIND?
pico : Chillzozen, sweetie, I am SO sorry. I am SO SORRY that an ugly-ass bitch like this would even say that. Oh my god.
crawdad: Chillzozen? Chillzozen? Chillzozen? You know who you fucking look like? You fucking look like SHIT! !
(* THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE CUZ I SHIP PICO AND CHILLZO TOGETHER LMAFO *)
darnell: *tapping fingers on table*
Chillzozen: *taps fingers back furiously*
gf : …What’s going on?
bf : Morse code. They’re talking.
darnell: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -
Chillzozen: *slams hands on table,crying their eyes out* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Tyhond: Chillzozen, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!
Chillzozen: Rebuke? Is that a word?
Tyhond: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!
Chillzozen: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?
NoskynkGyesk: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Chillzozen will and will not eat.
crawdad: Grass? Yes!
NoskynkGyesk: Moss? Yes!!
crawdad: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
NoskynkGyesk: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
crawdad: Worms? Sometimes!
NoskynkGyesk: Rocks? Usually nah.
crawdad: Twigs? Usually!
NoskynkGyesk: bf 's cooking? Inconclusive!
ItsRohan: How did you… test this?
NoskynkGyesk: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
ItsRohan: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
bf : IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
tom fulp : English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art!
Chillzozen: What is this "paper art" you speak of?
tom fulp : That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper!
Chillzozen: ... tom fulp .
tom fulp : I’ve organized your messages into three categories.
tom fulp : “From pico ”
tom fulp : “Death Threats”
tom fulp : and “Death Threats From pico ”
(* i see that here now lol*)
guzma : My expectations were low but holy fuck.
(* guzma after losing to the player and the shit that went down in pokemon sun and moon *)
Chillzozen: I find it very unseemly of bf to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?
pico : Die. Let's find out.
Chillzozen: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.
guzma : Hey, bf , where are you going?
bf : Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.
bf : But right now I’m going to McDonald’s.
pico : darnell, you can do anything!
darnell: Anything?
pico : Anything!
darnell, holding a torch: ANYTHING?!?!
pico : Wait, not that!
Chillzozen: darnell, can I ask you a question?
darnell: Sure, anything.
Chillzozen: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us the fuck alone?
tom fulp : If you were an ice cream flavour, what flavour would you be?guzma : Vanilla.
crawdad: Vanilla?! You basic bitch!
crawdad: If I was an ice cream flavour, I’d be pistachio!
guzma : Because nobody likes you?
bf : Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Chillzozen:
bf :
Chillzozen: ...Please, go back to bed.
pico : You know me, gf , I don’t take any shit.
You know what I say to my haters?
gf : What?
pico : I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”
nene : Wow, they really hate us.
pico : Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
nene : But we’re not gay, pico .
pico :
nene :
pico : We’re not?
(*AIGHT THATS IT MATES TAKE THIS CASOUS AND THE FACT THAT MY COMFI CHARATERS LIVE TOGETHER LMAFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*)
