incorrent quontes for yall
nene : Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
nene : And atoms never touch each other.
nene : So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.
Chillzozen: Can I ask you for a favor?
gf : I would literally die for you, but continue.
Chillzozen: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.
Ilovecats324: The best person I know is myself.
(note heck yeah pookie, your the coolest bruhh!!!!!!1*)
bf : *writing a letter*
bf : Dear Santa,I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
chillzo : *sucking on a popsicle*
nene: Pfft, you practicing for when pico gets here?
chillzo: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*
nene: *Concern*
otis: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.
darnell, shooing Chillzozen away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.
guzma , holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
(*OH CRAP, YA BOI GOT A GUN!!!!!*)
otis: You’re mean!
pico : You’re meaner!
otis: Yeah, well, you’re ugly too!
pico : You’re uglier!
otis: You’re a dumbass!
pico : You’re a dumberass!
otis: You think “dumberass” is a good insult!
(*Siblings be like*)
Chillzozen: English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art!
darnell: What is this "paper art" you speak of?
Chillzozen: That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper!
darnell: ... Chillzozen.
Chillzozen: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Chillzozen is such a nice person, Chillzozen is so happy-go-lucky! Chillzozen can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Chillzozen CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Chillzozen IS be in a bad mood. (*THIS. IS . FREAKIN. TRUE.*)
guzma : I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
young Chillzozen, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
young guzma , in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
young pico: What the fuck are you guys doing?
young Chillzozen: Playing systemic oppression.
otis, dramatically: They called me a fool.
pico , sick of otis's shit: They weren’t wrong.
well, thats all. do what u want with this, draw it or whatever lolz
SHE GOTTA A KNFIE EHHEHE
